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my sisters a huge pothead and today her freind came over and was like “yo pass me some of that dank weed” and my sisters like “no its mine” AND THEN HER FREIND GOES “god damn i didnt ask for your dank greed” AND IM LAUGHIN SO HARD
friend’s parent: would you like something to drink?
me: no thank you
me inside: the thirst is real
